Oooh! Oooh! Designer pills! Designer prices!
What next? Design-your-own combination pill?
Hmm, how about constipation, backache, toothache and a decongestant combination? Or Thrush, Diarrhoea, acne and shingles?
Why don't they just give people cyanide pills and be done with it? It would save the National Health a fortune........
